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石の上にも三年。 In Japan they believe that it takes you at least 3 years to master anything. Let's see what my 3 years here do for me in this blog of the daily craziness that is living in the land of Engrish, green tea, giant centipedes, temples, and sushi.
Me, myself 私
- Margaret Mann
- Kameoka City 亀岡市, Kyoto 京都府, Japan
- I am currently living and working in Kameoka, Japan which is about 30 minutes by train outside of Kyoto. I work for the Lifelong Learning Division of Kameoka City Hall as a Coordinator of International Relations. This basically means I translate a lot. And I get to plan/participate in international events in my city.
My Favorite Engrish
- "In a shop based on white, the space of healing spreads out. The atmosphere that light inserts both the second floor and the third floor, and is warm. Because I thoroughly can enjoy the taste of the mom slowly in that, both the heart and the stomach are satisfied, welcome!" -Mama's Boy (a restaurant in Kyoto)
- "Ideal products which show us dreams attract you gently natural beauty."- chocolate package
- "People gather to TOKYO from here and there with memories of their home. And then, TOKYO gets everyone's home town." - Tokyo Banana package
- "Happy fruits is very delicious. I will eat this and will become fortunate all together." - my bento box
- "Easy Handle...Happy Feeling" - my hanko case
- Please come on our house
- Soil mix making usingde from charcoal
- "Many happy returns...Themselves happy, they made others happy, too...happy as a pig in shit" -Notebook from 100 yen store October 2008
- "Please do not see it while drinking drink. The PET bottle caps it and put it in a bag, and please carry it. Please see the thing which the chief does not have after finishing drinking" - Nijo Castle 10/30/2008 (ie. please do not drink within the castle compound)
Amazing/Ridiculous Things about Japan
- They consider me a half...ie. biracial...because my Dad is from England
- $40 cantaloupe and $25 for 25 strawberries.....
- Using 3 blankets (one of which is electric), wearing a sweatshirt, socks, and sweatpants to bed seems normal....when only a few months ago I had a fan next to my bed and still melted.
- Christmas music starts being played on November 1st...Jackson 5 "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus" for 2 months. ugh.
- Seasonal flavored KitKats (grape, Brown Sugar, Mocha McFlurry, etc)
- The vending machines switch from selling cold coffee to hot coffee based on the season
- In line with the item below, they are considered one of the most technologically advanced nations (almost all cell phones have tv and internet), but at the office all their stuff is old. On tv they use cardboard cut outs instead of graphics......?
- They have countless types of heating devices to keep warm in winter but DON'T INSULATE THEIR HOUSES...central heating, people....c'mon.
- International travel is considered cheaper than travel within the country
You Know You Have Lived in Japan Too Long When...
- You are trying to text your friend about how you got a free sandwich and you type in "sandowichi" and it takes you a moment to realize your mistake. 8/6/09
- Things like "Let's enjoying" start to sound like proper English.
- You sit on a toilet seat in Korea and are shocked that it isn't heated.
The Cruise-alike count....how many times will I be told I look like Tom Cruise
- 11. 49 6th graders from Shotoku February 19, 2009
- 10. Ramen people again November 2008
- 9. English class people November 2008
- 8. Guy in my office November 2008
- 7. Ryuuichi (dragon one) October 2008
- 6. Ramen people October 2008
- 5. Kojima-san September 2008
- 4. Sasabe-san September 2008
- 3. Ishida-san August 2008
- 2. Nick in Tokyo (or was it Chicago?) 2008
- 1. Kevin in St. Louis 2004
Do I look like Tom Cruise?
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